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twitter.com/Aw_Pumpkin:

    parker, you have parker? is there somebody better? no, but parker is insane.

    I do love Parker.

    (Source: ericasreed, via sionnach)

    — 3 hours ago with 2639 notes

    #leverage  #Parker 

    tango-mango:

    Baking peanut butter cookies with Spinosaurus

    The other day Spinosaurus dropped by for a visit. It was a great surprise to see him because he’s usually so busy, he doesn’t have time to hang out here the way he used to. I was just about to make some peanut butter cookies and he asked if he could help. As you can see, he was a great assistant! Hopefully he will come by more often and help with other projects in the kitchen and garden.

    These peanut butter cookies are slightly chewy and coated in a thin layer of sugar, perfect for dunking in a glass of milk or your morning espresso. I’ve been baking them forever, but yesterday I realized it is more fun to make them with a friend. A recipe from Better Homes and Gardens.

    Ingredients:

    • 1/2 cup peanut butter
    • 1/2 cup butter, softened
    • 1/2 cup granulated sugar
    • 1/2 cup packed brown sugar
    • 1/2 teaspoon baking soda
    • 1/4 teaspoon salt
    • 1 egg
    • 1/2 teaspoon vanilla
    • 1 1/4 cups all-purpose flour

    Directions:

    Beat peanut butter and butter with electric mixer on medium to high speed for 30 seconds. Add granulated sugar and brown sugar, baking soda, and salt. Beat until combined, scraping sides of bowl occasionally. Beat in egg and vanilla until combined. Beat in as much of the flour as you can with the mixer. Stir in any remaining flour. Cover and refrigerate dough about 1 hour or until easy to handle.

    Preheat oven to 375 degrees F. Shape dough in 1-inch balls. Place balls 2 inches apart on an ungreased cookie sheet. Flatten the cookies by making crisscross marks with fork tines or dinosaur footprint, dipping utensil in sugar between flattening each cookie. Bake about 8 minutes or until edges are lightly browned. Transfer to wire racks. Cool. Makes about 3 dozen cookies.

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    Amazeballs.

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    — 7 hours ago with 4813 notes

    #baking with dinosaurs 

    forgetthegiraffe:

    Hello yes I believe I need some avenging done.

    (via neenya)

    — 12 hours ago with 2245 notes

    #assemble right here  #avengers 

    “My little boy David loves watching the Fantastic Four films, he especially loves Chris Evans and spends a lot of time playing at being Johnny Storm. (…) He’s got his walls covered with Johnny Storm pictures too and he knows all the lines. We were recently staying with my best friend Tom who lives in Manchester, England and found out that Chris Evans was coming to town. David was disappointed to find that we’d have already left before the film crew arrived so he sat down and made a card with some pictures for Chris Evans and wrote him a little note. (…) I wish I’d scanned it but I never thought. On the front he did a little picture of Johnny Storm flying across the sky and inside another picture of a scene from the first movie with some speech bubbles and he wrote a little note to Chris saying he was his favourite actor. His ‘uncle’ Tom promised he’d try to get it to Chris Evans for him.

    Tom took the card to the film site but security was so tight that he couldn’t get near anyone so he left the card with a note saying who it was from and that he was sorry not to get to take a photo for David’s birthday which was soon. The security guy told him to write down his address and he’d try to find someone to pass it to but made no promises as everything was crazy. That was on Friday 24th Sept. The following morning Tom received a special ‘next day delivery’ from Chris Evans! In it was a brilliant photo of Chris holding up David’s little card, a birthday card with a message from Chris Evans, he’d also signed two BluRay DVD covers with a little message on each for David. On one it said ‘FLAME ON!’ and was signed and on the other it said ‘DREAM BIG, BUDDY’ and was also signed.” 
    (x)

    best human.

    (Source: melinda-may, via nevercrossamermaid)

    — 19 hours ago with 19020 notes

    dancys:

    @marvel Flattery will get you nowhere! Probably. Maybe. *looks the other way* 

    just, all of this. mad my yesterday

    (Source: fluffalos, via neenya)

    — 20 hours ago with 42855 notes

    #science bros  #avengers  #assemble 

    Veronica Mars Bookmarks | DOWNLOAD
    If downloading, please DO NOT repost or claim as your own. Thanks, and enjoy! :)

    (via theveronicamarsmovie)

    — 22 hours ago with 900 notes

    #marshmallows  #veronica Mars 

    #stopthelickingthingforfucksake

    Put it away, Baz.

    (Source: clairelyonn, via neenya)

    — 1 day ago with 3647 notes

    #Sebastian stan  #trouble